cockringing
acting like a complete n0b, making many typoos and using a sh-tload of emoticons. created by -sslixispanitesonfire and jack one h-rny evening.
it jsut dusn lol!!!!!!!1111! 🙂 :-d :–
hulo ?
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huuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllllo!oo huhwot?
the act of texting or calling someone on your cell phone using your erect p-n-s to dial the numbers and/or letters.
why does that dude look like he’s f-cking his phone over there?
no, he’s just c-ck-ringing his girlfriend to see if she wants to come over.
when a chick takes ya coc-k in two hands and wrings out the last drop of fat
last night i pulled a ho that was tops at c-ckringing she darined me dry
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