cocksmuggler


one with the profession of smuggling c-cks across the border, hidden inside one’s -sshole.
pedro is such a c-cksmuggler, i hear the size of his happy-hole makes puppies cry.
smuggler of the c-ck.
joe smuggled some c-ck into his -sshole.
a male or (usually) female who is s-xually promiscuous.
“two guys in one night? you’re such a c-ck smuggler!”
“look who’s talking, you did twice that many once.”
“yeah but i was in committed relationships with each one of them.”
the act of trying to hide a b-n-r in a group of people of public place.
i was a c-ck smuggler when the teacher called me up to the board.
one who sneaks c-ck across the border of two countries in order to avoid paying taxes on said c-ck. usually through posterior means.
mikayla brought 150 c-cks into this country illegally, she’s a c-ck smuggler
a lame person or an -sshole
that guy’s such a c-cksmuggler.
(noun) a very subtle sl-t or man-wh-r-. someone you would least expect to have mutliple partners.
mike :man, could you believe she was a c-cksmuggler all along?
joe: d-mn she seemed prude, if i knew i would have let her smuggle mine all day.

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