cockspeak
def. a humorous m-ffled dialect of a given language; rendered almost unintelligible by the fact that the one speaking (usually female) has a c-ck in their mouth.
c-ckspeak should not be confused with “dentistic,” which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.
c-ckspeak in action:
man: “uuhh.. god.. yeah..”
woman: “reeoo liyck nat?”
man: “d-mn.. that’s so good…”
woman: “wyah, rye noose ty nung an nick ith tall naroun…”
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