Cocksquito
an imaginary bug that teenage girls and women feel crawling on them during and before impending moments of intimacy.
john: “do you like the feel of my breath on your neck?”
virginia: “ahhh! something just touched my leg!”
john: “you mean my hand?”
virginia: “eww, i felt a bug.”
john: “…just a c-cksquito”
mark: “are you ready?”
jenny: “ahhh!” -covers face- “i’m being attacked by a c-cksquito!”
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