Cockstoned
f-cking a bong or other paraphernalia
dude i was so high and bored that i got c-ckstoned and f-cked the ol’ 3 footer
situation where a female is totally infatuated with her boyfriend and even lame excuses, used by her boyfriend to explain cheating, work e.g. “i tripped and landed in her p-ssy”, “i’m a proctologist sweety, thats just one of our newer techniques we use”
her boyfriend was cheating on her but she’s too c-ck stoned to realise it.
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