Cockstroke
1. the physical act of stroking one’s c-ck.
2. a generic term for anything indescribable.
3. the most fun activity to do at college
carlton just gave me the best c-ckstroke ever!!
an effect on the head of the p-n-s from excessive and/or overly vigorous masturbation, in which a blood vessel bursts and blood leaks within the head of the p-n-s causing discomfort for days. very much like a cva (cerebral vascular accident) or stroke, however more accurately described as a pva (penile vascular accident)
i was vigorously masturbating last night and then pow it hits me… there was blood all over the tip of my c-ck except it was under the skin … c-ck stroke.
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