cocksucking eyes
(n) one whose eyes gravitate towards the general direction of a male’s genitalia. often a c-m guzzling wh-r-, or the secret bible sl-t who never gets any action.
“that c-nt has a pair of c-cksucking eyes”, said mike mathews.
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