Cockswab
when youve just sp-nked yer load and need to wipe of excess off your bell end
bill…last night i sp-nked my load .bob….what did you use for as a c-ckswab? bill…..i used the pillowcase
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the female version of a douchebag. it has been decided that one cannot refer to a female as a “douchebag”, so the opposite and equal term “c-ckswab” must be used when describing a female with douche-like qualities.
brittany looks like such a c-ckswab with her side ponytail and parka!
this ugly m-ffin-topped c-ckswab at the bar needs get her f-cking ego in check! and hey! wasn’t she wearing that same parka and side ponytail last time we saw her???
the act of swabbing the c-ck against many household items and food stuffs to gain revenge.
hector c-ck swabbed the pal supervisor’s chicken knees and pizza bagel.
a dirty, repulsive, idiot
“buxton, your the ultimate c-ckswab!”
when they test dudes for some stds on dudes they shove a big q tip down their pee hole, hence the insult
“joel is such an -sshole. that c-ckswab ought to look in a mirror”
a crusty uncleaned p-n-s that humms when the girl rolls back the foreskin
damutt sufferes from severe c-ckswab
the act of inserting ones p-n-s into an individuals orifice, usually the ear, for hygenic purposes
the man was hard of hearing until he recieved a c-ckswab
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