cocktard

a girl that has no idea what to do with a d-ck
suzie’s such a c-cktard, she was biting me all night
also, a cream-based condiment similar to mustard. it is often used to compliment light wines and seafood. it makes a great facial moisturizer (when used with cuc-mbers).
i slathered her clam with my c-ck-tard.
adj.
a word to describe someone being or acting like a deformed c-ck. imagine a r-t-rds p-n-s where all the r-t-rdness was in his c-ck. then take the c-ck itself and see the twisted contorted mutant manifestation of it.
hey wow you seem like a c-cktard
insult. tard as in r-t-rd (person suffering from mental r-t-rdation) combined with c-ck as in p-n-s. reflects the lack of intelligence, incompetence and/or mentally deficient actions of the target and equates it to that of a p-n-s. while not the most logical -ssociation, it refers to the ‘s-xual intelligence’ of a man with out any higher brain function i.e. thinking with ones c-ck. the insertion of the word ‘c-ck’ into the word also creates a sense of natural revulsion to most heteros-xual males and many females. although ‘tard’ has actual meaning, the effect is primarily in the sound. unlike the other tard composites it is used more in cases of reactionary anger, but more multipurpose than f-ck tard.
“you c-ck tard! what were you thinking?”
“get out of it. c-ck tard
noun and adj.

1. a male who acts like a pr-ck or c-ck to the point that he is r-t-rded
2. a male who is both an -sshole/pr-ck and extremely stupid
jersey sh-r- has a plethora of c-cktards.
a person who should know better, but is to f-cking stupid to.
look at that c-cktard driving like an idiot!!!!
noun.
person who is above all else, a jerk, w-nker, -sshole, or any of the above. may or may not be gay.
karl and mikey are both c-cktards. thier definition of craigler is way off base.

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