cocktastic
an adjective describing something pleasing or well done.
well done, bob. that was a c-cktastic presentation. i’m going to recommend you for a raise.
c-ck·tas·tic
pr-nunciation: c-ck-‘tas-tik
etymology: middle french & late latin; middle french c-cktastique, from late latin c-cktasticus.
1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a c-ck produces
2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a c-ck
3 incredibly good: excellent, superlative
– c-ck·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(“)c-k-“tas-t&-‘ka-l&-te, f&n-/ noun
– c-ck·tas·ti·cal·ness /-‘c-k-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun
example 1
ron: and therefore we can see how i, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.
ceo: ron, you’re a c-cktastic -sset in this company. i will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.
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example 2
student: will you impeach bush, mr. kerry?
policeman: shut up, commie kid!
-policeman generously tasers commie student-
kerry: dear oh dear, that was a c-cktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.
1. abysmal
2. the opposite of fantastic.
3. the equivalent of having a large sweaty c-ck dangled in your face.
michael bay continues his crusade to flood the earth with c-cktastic films.
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