cocktor
a doctor that uses big medical jargon to demonstrate that they went to medical school and you did not.
doc: “looks like you are suffering from myalgic encephalomyelitis.”
patient: “oh my gosh, am i dying? how long do i have to live?”
doc: “naw, you’re fine! you’re just tired all the time.”
patient: “you’re such a c-cktor.”
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a doctor that is very skilled in medicine and s-x
doctor tanner is a world wide hero for his cure for cancer and a c-cktor as well
a urologist; a specialist whose area of expertise is the genitourinary system. also known as a p-ck-r checker.
dude, that b-tch gave me syphilis and now i need to get a referral to the c-cktor to check it out.
when you get so much p-ssy you feel like you can fly
i got so much p-ssy last night i feel like c-cktor
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