Cockus Vaginitus
a rather terrifying disease in which a v-g-n- begins to grow on the underside of a man’s p-n-s. the starting stage resembles nothing more then a mere “cut” on the p-n-s. the second stage is the formation of a cl-toris directly above the said “cut.” the third stage is the actual formation of the “lips” of the “c-ckus vaginitus.” at which point, consulting a doctor is of an immediate emergency; to avoid any long-term damage. the final stage is the actual formation of a full female v-g-n-, but on the underside of the male’s p-n-s. this is still under continuous studies for the connections of the actual c-ckus vaginitus being capable for s-xual intercourse, as well as determining whether or not this turns an individual into a registered hermaphrodite.
“hey, jerry! what’re your plans after work today?”
“i’m going to the doctors to get my p-n-s checked out.”
“ew, gross! why?”
“i think i may have c-ckus vaginitus.”
“oh, gosh. i’m so sorry, man.”
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