cockwarmer
a sl-t (typically from powell river) that loves to sit on c-ck and keep it warm!
taylor was one furry c-ckwarmer. b-tch rode my sh-t all night long like a champ!
a male subject who chooses to keep his c-ck inside a v-g-n- post s-xual intercourse, purely for the sake of keeping his member at a pleasant temperature.
chic says “so hun, are we done?”, as he lays on top of her. dude says “nah, my fella needs to be a c-ck warmer for a bit longer.”
a modern and realistic term for one of the few uses a girl’s mouth can be put to effectivley.
sh-t its cold out here! just use your c-ck warmer dude.
b–bs, hooters, sweater puppies, br–sts, etc.
she wanted a pearl necklace, so i slapped my salami between her c-ck warmers and went to town!
a extremely attractive girl designated to sit on your private parts to keep them warm.
man that girl is so s-xy, i would just have her sit on me all day long, were every i went.. to keep my c-ck warm!
she’d be my c-ck warmer!
these furry creatures are usually found strapped on and ready for c-ckwarming under desks.
being the furry c-ckwarmer that taylor is, she crawled underneath my desk for some soothing c-ck comfort.
a dumb sl-t. good for one night only.
“i’m on a hunt for a c-ckwarmer tonight!”
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