cockzody
the zodiac of the c-ck, a magnificent, throbbing constellation of stars recently discovered by scientists. those born under the c-ckzody are born with a certain hunger for c-ck that drives them into a primal rage once every 6-9 years causing them to go on a c-ck hunting spree, which ends when the hunter has a necklace dangling with five meaty c-cks and two b-llsack earrings.
doctor: what happened!?
victim: my b-llsack and p-n-s were torn off
doctor: bullocks, by whom?
victim: the c-ckzody27, some say he’s the first c-ckhunter that howled at the moon and the stars, born from -n-s
doctor: (turns around out of view, smiles to himself and absentmindedly fondles the latest addition to his p-n-s necklace)
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