coco de mer
the greatest s-x shop in the world! you can get lost in there for hours, and as soon as you leave it you will be nostalgic. it’s a magical world where men walk around naked with silk blindfolds on and women walk around either in leather dominatrix gear or in frilly delicate lingerie. brandishing silver and crystal d-ld-s.
spent two hours in there today
a cool fruit that looks exactly like a girl’s nether regions posterior and anterior (sometimes with fuzz). it’s also a protected plant, and the insides tastes like minty sperm.
sailors on long journeys would pick up a coco-de-mer from the ocean and worship it.
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