cocoa puffs
when you sit on someone else’s pillow and blow a hot, rancid fart into it as you slowly raise your -ss off it to create a sponge effect that will trap the smell inside. later when that person goes to bed and presses their head into the pillow, the stale fart is ejected right into their face.
my mother-in-law is staying in the guest room, so i made sure to leave a cocoa puff in both pillows.
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marijuana that has been laced with c-ke
those cocoa puffs i smoked the other day f-cked me up.
the chocolaty breakfast cereal!
i’m coo coo for cocoa puffs!
a joint of pot with cocaine in the center
roll me a cocoa puff, i just score some c-ke (i.e. cocaine).
the act of a woman/man dropping their dingleberries in an empty bowl. a lactating woman must then squeeze her milk into the bowl for the man/woman to consume. best served without a spoon, almost like bobbing for apples.
i heard steve’s girlfriend served him a mean bowl of cocoa puffs the morning after prom.
is when you put cocaine on top of pot and then smoke it.
your mama cocoa puffo your mama cocoa puffy your mama cocoa puff
fat black girls, the kind you do not want to cover in any white liquids.
john: “i’m cuckoo for cocoa puffs!!!”
mike: “dude, not cool…”
a black man’s b-lls.
“mix your milk with my cocoa puffs, milky, milky cocoa puffs!”
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