Cocoasian


a rare, but beautiful race. it must stem from an asian woman, and a black man with a beautiful afro – i.e. cocoa (black) + asian (asian) = cocoasian.

it must not be confused with caucasian – this race is inferior to cocoasians.
did you see that cocoasian baby – it had such beautiful hair

man i wish i was cocoasian instead of caucasian =/

i guess he didn’t mix cocoa puffs with milk =

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