Coconut Fever
coconut fever (noun): 1. a condition, found only in mainland americans, that causes a mainland american male or female to develop an intense infatuation with one or more native hawaiians of the opposite, or more infrequently, same s-x.
judging by your mysp-ce, mike….you’ve got coconut fever.
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