Coconut Queen


a gay man or bioqueen who enjoys strict relations with polynesian boys. you can find these coconut queens gushing at a hawaiian lu’au or maori hangi. these particular types of queens are mostly white males with iphones (20% have android).
“d-mn, gurrrrl. that polynesian rugby team has got this coconut queen ready to bust a coconut!”

“jeff is trying to flirt with that samoan fire knife dancer and he keeps ignoring him. sad, little coconut queen.”

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