Coconut Water
hip people are drinking coconut water as a natural energy drink.
sadly, claims of great health benefits are unfounded!
coconut water tastes like dishwater mixed with fresca.
after s-xual intercourse the male -j-c-l-t–n is collected and placed in to a plastic container and then stored under the bed. the next time s-xual intercourse is initiated the container of spoiled/rotten -j-c-l-t–n is opened and the aroma is used as an aphrodisiac.
hey baby, wanna come back to my place and use some coconut water?
coconut water is when you collect the male -j-c-l-t–n after s-xual intercourse and is then placed into a plastic container that is stored under the bed. it is left under the bed to ferment and is being added to once a day. after a week the next time s-xual intercourse is initiated the container is opened and the spoiled/rotten stench of the -j-c-l-t–n is used as an aphrodisiac. each partic-p-nt takes a big whiff before engaging in intercourse to get the full effect.
“billy and sally have been collecting coconut water for a month now and are going to rip it open tonight.”
“hey baby, wanna come back to my place? i’ve got some ’47 coconut water”
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