Cod Eye Pirate


a ‘cod eye pirate’ refers to a s-xual act which incorporates a p-n-s being inserted to an empty eye socket. the eye may not be there do to wotever reason. the phrase ‘thats my old retina your poking!’ is commonly used during a cod eye pirate. a cod eye pirate is given by a male, but can be recieved by either males or females. recent experiments by lesbians have shown that a d-ld- can also be used in a cod eye pirate, and is becoming increasingly popular with one eyed lesbians.
that one from kill bill, with the eye patch, i bet you’d love to give her a cod eye pirate you sick f-ck.

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