codding

country irish slang describing the act of fooling someone, often yourself.
you couldn’t drink fifteen pints, don’t be codding yourself
a strange practice amongst dentists whereby when the patient is out under anastesia they slap the patients genitals with a cods head.
hence the phrase ” i even managed to charge her for the codding ”
” she was well and truly codded”
” do you know i went to the dentist and came back with my chuff stinking of fish , i think the dirty b-st-rd codded me ”
“i always find that the old patients are the best for codding.”
to play call of duty, a verb, very common in the gaming community.
“dude, i was codding it so hard last night.”

“my mom walked in on me codding”

“what did you do this weekend?”
“nothing much, i codded it a few times.”

“i cod it too much, i think that my joystick is broken.”

“hey, do you wanna’ cod with me?”

“mom says i’m grounded, she caught me codding too much.”

“hey do you wanna hang out?”
“nah, i gotta do some stuff…”
“youre probably just codding right now.”
the term used when playing cod (call of duty) it can be any call of duty game, either modern warfare or black ops
“hey can you call me back later, i’m busy codding!
having s-xual relations with one or more persons in full public view whilst on a boat, either on the ocean or land-locked bodies of water, with strangers looking on. d-gg-ng, basically, but with a nautical feel.
the couple were caught codding off the coast of ireland, with several other boats in attendance.
v. to play the f-cking best game in the entire world, cod4, or the still f-cking awesome but not as good cod5. both of these terms short for call of duty 4: modern warfare, and call of duty 5: world at war. codding is the sole reason that teenage boys have horrible, sh-tty grades, does not go out of the house on sundays, otherwise known as holy sabbath day of codding. on occasion, many highschool teenage boys will pull a codding binge on a certain weekend already chosen by the codders of the school. the players will then play cod all weekend long with there codding partners. but codding is very f-cking sweet, i just wish that i didn’t waste my life. there is a prediction that as soon as cod 6, aka modern warfare 2 comes out, many codders will indeed j-zz in there pants and there will be a sharp spike in codding it up.
dave: dude we have to go codding sumtime this weekend nig
john: yah, we should go codding sunday since i have no plans that day. ill have time then to open a can of cod whoop-ss on yo b-tch -ss
dave: alrighty then bro, im gonna be codding from 6.am to about 8.pm. i will take breaks though for food, and masturbation
john: i shall do the same, did you see the modern warfare 2 trailer?
dave: yes i did, i almost made it through the video, but then i j-zzed my pants,
john: i j-zzed my pants too dave, i just wish i had better stamina because i led my load out about 1:29 in.
dave: oh well, one day well be able to watch it without j-zzing in our pants. we have to train though.
john: i love codding so much
the act of masturbating in your pants, and leaving the -j-c-l-t- in there to fester and smell of fish.
drunken tw-t: are you married?
steve: yes.
dt: is your missus away codding some random bloke? she must enjoy the smell.