Code Bastard
a socially inept male computer geek whose sole redeeming quality is the ability to write computer code. a miserable failure at interacting with women, playing and following sports, playing musical instruments, things that most men are capable of doing, a code b-st-rd is only at home in a cubicle behind a keyboard. characterized by total failure in all aspects of life not involving computers, the “c.b.” is a lonely, bitter sad individual, shunned by society, usually develops alcohol and drug addiction and dies alone.
“i went to blacksburg to visit brian, and i was hoping we could go out and score some college nookie, but he is such a code b-st-rd, he is like kryptonite to chicks.”
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