Code Blue


the act of receiving a ‘bl-w j-b’ in your workplace’s freezer
see eric over there, he’s the man, he received a ‘code blue’ a couple years back.
used over public announcement pa systems to alert staff members of a medical emergency.
“code blue, level 2. code blue. level 2.”
this is when you go out to eat, usually with friends, and while in the car on the ride back you have to take a sh-t so bad you can taste it. you yell out “code blue!” this lets everyone in the car know that its an emergency and if they don’t pull over right away your going to sh-t your pants.
oh no! ive got a code blue! pull the f-cking car over befor i sh-t it full.

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