Code Lurpak


used to describe when a piece of gossip is highly cl-ssified information and must not be p-ssed on. originates from “lurpak” b-tter, which is notoriously hard to spread when cold. therefore, a code lurpak is information that cannot be spread.
person 1: so, can i tell person 3 about what happened between you and that girl last night?
person 2: no! definitely not! that is a code lurpak!

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