codependency
verb – the act of tying a suicidal man, who is hanging from a bridge, to another seriously disturbed man that is already hanging from the other side of said bridge.
lars was sad and tried to kill himself yesterday by hanging on to a rope from the golden gate bridge for a prolonged time. since bill o’riley happened to be there, rappelling down the other side of the bridge towards a cruise ship full of liberal gay marriage supporters, i took the opportunity and codepencied (past tense of codependency) them three feet above the water. … for science.
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