CODstipation
when a call of duty (cod) kill is so epic, that all you can hear from other players is loud groaning, as if they were suffering from constipation. on rare occasions, when the kill is too epic for codstipation alone, players actually are so excited that they sh-t themselves.
cam: oh, look at this! it’s a tomahawk game winning kill!
will: (groans)
cam: sounds like someone has codstipation
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