codswallop
something that doesn’t make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as codswallop, also, in some places of devon, there are cults that use the walloping of a cod as a method of induction into their sect…
that’s just utter codswallop you pillock or is thou ready for the codswallop young initiate?!?
used to denote the fallaciousness of any statement/idea.
orig. old english, where the ‘cods’ referred to the c-ck and b-lls, thus codswallop was jiz, sp-nk, c-m, s-m-n.
person 1. “war is a necessary evil.”
person 2. “codswallop! you f-cking idiot, have you ever actually read a book?”
often said by hagrid in harry potter movies and book. the actual definition is believed to be a sack tap done by a p-ssed off fish after it is caught.
john: i love watching america’s funniest home videos, especially when someone gets codswalloped by the p-ssed off fish they caught
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