coejus
coejus has webbed feet and ingrown earb-lls.
his webbed feet allow him to swim effectively, and his ingrown earb-lls need to be examined.
very ugly and homely. not very popular.
“coejus’s morning observations bite the bag”
a small flightless bird like creature. known to inhabit alpine regions. utilizes strong taloned feet to grab onto rocks for climbing.
in groups they are known as coejii (ii=long i). they usually travel in packs except during mating season when they become solitary and hump anything that moves. coejii are deadly hunters.
i was attacked by a pack of deadly coejii
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