Coffebeaning
to trick your bed partner into thinking he/her is going to give you oral s-x under the duvet, then locking his/her head between your legs and p-ss gas and faecal matter into their mouth.
agela: “oh lord did i not have some fun with timothy yesterday”
maggy: “what did you do?”
angela: “i was totally coffebeaning him in the sanctuary we call our own bedroom. i loved it!”
maggy: “i want to kiss that sweet mouth of yours, angela. you know i always loved you. why don’t you love me?”
angela: “because you are a hussy. perhaps you should be coffebeand once in a while”.
maggy: “my sh-tty boyfriend has to soft of a stool to produce the hard pellets needed for such a task”
angela: “change his diet to broccoli, that will pas the stool needed to get your relationship up and running again”
maggy: “but the ‘running’ is the problem!”
angela: “you make me laugh, you silly goose!”
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