coffee ass


the feeling u get after consuming way too much coffee. u can no longer trust a fart at risk u might shart, and when u use the restroom, the liquidy excrement looks and smells like a very dark roast coffee. often leading to an itchy & burning -ss.
after several cups of coffee, mike was returning to the restroom every few minutes; it was quite obvious to his coworkers he had a case of coffee -ss.

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