coffee bagger
some one who engages in the practice of ‘rim d-cking’ of a coffee pot. (‘rim d-ck’ is defined as to take the “tip of your d-ck and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. most commonly done on a coffee pot.”)
commonly -ssociated with male moon-bat types.
coffee bagger seth could not abide the nra logo on his boss’s coffee mug, so he rim d-cked it when no one was looking. unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot mcdonald’s coffee, and seth got burnt!
liberal-left female activists who like to meet up to give each other coffee enemas. (search ‘coffee enema’ on youtube for more info).
‘colonics’ advocates hail the coffee enema as a cure for everything from bad mood to belly fat, but actual doctors advise against it.
“my wife unknowingly invited over six coffeebaggers from the teachers’ union when i was out of town. we had to tear out and replace all of our carpeting.”
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