coffee-blind


top definition
a word used to describe the experience of sensory blindness -ssociated with the moments between waking and having the first cup of java
“i was coffee-blind as i walked to the kitchen, tripping over my cat and stumbling toward the coffee cups, crashing into the wall and hoping for a starbucks ambulance to arrive with a coffee iv.”

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