coffee face


that ugly -ss face people have in the morning before they drink their coffee.
concerned husband: honey you look awful. are you coming down with something?

wife: no, it’s just my coffee face. brew some sh-t.
its that look that people make when they get angry or unamused at something, it looks alot like somebody drinking a coffee
i went to discuss the jazz burglars with the treasurer, and all i got was the coffee face

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