Coffee ice cube
when a male dips his p-n-s in ice, then inserts it into his partner’s v-g-n-. it’s cold.
beth: hey, let’s do it.
chris: i can’t, i just stuck my p-n-s in ice. do you want a coffee ice cube?
beth: ok. team work makes the dream work!
chris: this might be cold!
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