Coffee More Minutes
the amount of time, varying from instant coffee to a drip pot, it takes to make coffee.
mom: get up!
teenager: is coffee ready?
mom: not yet!
teenager: wake me up in coffee more minutes
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- coloring books for christmas
the cartoonish state of dazed semi-awareness obtained by being black-jacked by a bar of soap in a sock. used to dazzling effect by personal-security-blogger sayuncle of knoxville. usa. “sure, it’s not whiz-bang tacticool but one smack upside the noggin and it’s coloring books for christmas.”
- Clam Camping
the act in which a person “c-ck blocks” a female by preventing males from -ssociating with her. clam is used as a euphemism for v-g-n-. that guy at the bar was trying to get with my sister, i was clam camping all night.
- F&C
to f-ck and chuck i tend to lose interest after accomplishing my s-xual conquest, so my philosophy is to tap it and never bother with her again, true f&c style
- Flaffendagen
german word for banana. i would love a flaffendagen for this fruit salad!