coffee poaching
the act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. this is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.
kevin’s been coffee poaching again. this batch taste watered down!
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in a three-some (two men, one woman), when each of the males performs -n-l s-x with each other after recently excreting. then taking a fork and scr-ping off any “poo” residue from their p-n-s’ and then both -j-c-l-t-ng onto the fork. finally, taking the fork and inserting the fork into the woman’s v-g-n- then hand […]
- Lindate
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- LMMFARTFO
acronym for “laughing my motherf-cking -ss right the f-ck off.” used by those infatuated with profanity yet too lazy to type complete words, or children amused by the word “fart.” bill: i just beat my wife with a battering ram! bob: lmmfartfo! bill: what?
- LSUMB
acronym for laughing silently under my breath. while online… thats so funny i’m lsumb.
- Pots and Shit
pots and sh-t refers to whenever something goes terribly wrong. it is referenced to whenever someone jumps out of a plane in a cartoon, but instead of a parachute, pots and sh-t come out of the bag. someone brings you their child to watch because they’ve got a date and you don’t. that’s a pots […]