coffee pot poacher
coffee pot poachers: alert
definition: a person or persons who is engaged in a covert mission to roam the building in search of fresh coffee. once fresh coffee is found they will kill the pot and disappear without a trace. no thought of making a new pot crosses their mind.
what to look for: these people are very hard to spot and blend in very well with the rest of the office personnel. you must be sneaky and spend copious amounts of time near the pot to even get a glimpse of their clandestine mission. they are crafty and should not be approached. they will adamantly defend their position that they “did not know the pot was empty!”
did you see the coffee pot poacher? we must have just missed him i can still smell him aftershave!
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