Coffee Roaster
overall a complete and total badd-ss. one who knows an extraordinary amount about all aspects of coffee, including: origin of the raw bean, flavor profile of coffee from every country, temperatures at which the coffee roasts, roast levels, and knows a sucky cup of coffee just by smelling it. basically, they’re a drug dealer that instead of dealing weed or cocaine deals coffee.
did you hear about that bad-ss coffee roaster that orders his own beans overseas, roasts them in a homemade roaster made from a grill and a rotating trashcan, grinds it in a $200 grinder from italy, and sells it to local coffee bars to put starbucks out of business?
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