coffee straw problem
when you’re in math cl-ss and you’re doing an insanely hard problem and you would just rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of you’re life than do the work.
math teacher: “wah wah wah wah trigonometry, geometric, pythagorean theorem, wah wah wah”
student #1: “i would rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of my life than do this work!”
student #2: “that, kind sir, would be a coffee straw problem!”
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