Coffee Zombie
a person who is a zombie until s/he has had her/his morning coffee.
lisa is really being cranky this morning. she must not have had her coffee. you know what a coffee zombie she is.
a coffeezombie is a person who cannot move without a coffee or the person who runs out to the coffee machine first. their main issue in the early morning is to have enough coins in their bag to get a coffee.
“i need a coffee! now!” – “oh, you’re such a coffeezombie!”
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