coffeehoser
a) one who drinks coffee to the point of excess.
b) amateur connoisseur and/or coffee lover.
c) heavy coffee drinker of canadian descent.
origins: derives from the root word hoser; central and eastern canada; northeastern united states. originally a derogatory term to connote someone as a lush for beer in particular. developed into a slang, jovial term for a canadian person based on the stereotype that canadians drink too much beer.
usage…
“i pounded two pots of coffee before i came to work today; i am such a coffeehoser.”
-coffeehoser: “take off you kn-b! stay away from my f—ing coffee! coffeehoser’s need it to play superior hockey, create burgeoning pop stars, cl-ssic comedians, repulse the cold, and little else.”
-co-worker: time for a care-frontation, addict!
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