coffeeshopping
the act of going to coffee shops while performing work that makes one fee like a functioning, productive human. (work may include, but is not limited to, school work, big kid job work, shopping on etsy, etc.)
person 1: what are your plans for today?
person 2: i’m going coffeeshopping; i need to finish studying for tomorrow’s midterm.
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