Coffeespeak
1. the distinctive language only intelligible by coffee drinkers referring to method of preparation and sizing often confusing for noobs. all of which contributes to a lack of logical thinking.
2. a specific distinctive language that each individual coffee shop uses to describe sizes and drinks often in direct conflict with compet-tors coffeespeak. a deliberate intent to exploit with the aim of oppressing coffee drinkers.
example 1: “short skinny wet cappuccino”= small, low fat, with milk light brown espresso drink with a foam on top.
example 2: short= smallest tall=small grande= medium and venti= large.
example 3: don’t demean me with your coffeespeak. i am new here and i don’t want any doubleplusungood, i just want a cup of coffee with a shot of espresso in it. mondo, adshot, whatever!
“it’s a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
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