coffin dodger
an elderly person trying to over stay their worth on planet earth
the pension queue at the local post office is populated by coffin dodgers
an old person, probably about to die very soon…
“hey my grans 95, shes a coffin dodger”
coffin dodgers were an american heavy rock band from new jersey. they played together from 1999 to 2006. during that time they released 3 cd’s, one 7″ record, and a rare 5 song c-ssette. they were usually -ssociated with stoner rock or punk rock.
coffin dodgers were one of south jerseys first stoner rock bands.
an elderly person who appears to be a nuisance. someone literally dodging their coffin.
this place is full of coffin dodgers.
anyone over the age of 65 who is always moaning, always in the way and should be dead!
there was a queue of coffin dodgers outside the post office on tuesday morning.
old tw-ts that stink of stale p-ss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes all round their house, waiting for bogus inspectors to steal it and spend the bl–dy thing.usually to be found hogging benches in precincts – ciggy in one hand and a gregg’s pasty in the other!
let me on the bus first young man !
you may have been at the front of the queue but i’m old !
one of the many chav words meaning ‘old person’
oi check out dat coffin dodger ova der lets go mug im
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