COG terror
a cog terror is somebody who has bad centre of gravity (cog) from perhaps drunkenness or one leg being shorter than another. they pose a problem to other folk due to bad balance and to the fact that they may keep walloping into their acquaintance/friend.
john: g-d, michael,do you remember last night at all?
michael: partly. why?
john: well when i walked you home in your drunk state, not only were you trying to make out with me but you were a total cog terror!
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