cogito ergo sum titties
a way of explaining a man’s attraction to a woman based on the size, shape, or general excellence of here br–sts, i.e., ahem, t-tties.
“d-mn, look at that rack. i want to hit that.”
“cogito ergo sum t-tties, amirite?”
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