Cognac Arrest
(noun) a condition which causes loss of memory, motor skills, and inhibitions, and occurs as a result of drinking too much cognac. symptoms include, but are not limited to: angry/confusing voicemails/text messages, black eyes, and/or legal trouble.
eric: yo nig, how’d you get home from the club last night?
ryan: i don’t know, brah. i don’t remember sh-t after i went into cognac arrest.
eric: sc-mf-ck for life!
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