cognitive dysentery
a modern social disease whereby the afflicted have an uncontrollable biological need to sh-t out all of their menial mental musings.
twitter wh-r-s should seek professional help for their cognitive dysentery.
the condition of being so bounded by one’s beliefs that one ends up with sh-t for brains.
yesterday’s supreme court decision, which supported the idea that religion is more important than a woman’s health, is clearly a case of cognitive dysentery
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