cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy
therapy referring to the process of blazing with all members of your family once a week as an attempt to ease all tension and improve family relations.
man i haven’t talked to my sister for 7 years and my mom for 6 months; we could really use some cmgr therapy (cognitive mariju-n-l grudge reduction therapy). it’s too bad it’s merely impractical.
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